ESPN is devoting what seems like the entire 60 minutes of Sports Center each night to the legend of Denver’s new darling. Sports Illustrated says Tim Tebow has transcended sports and is now “in the same stratosphere as Lady Gaga.” The Denver Post said that business management styles will change because bosses will realize they should be kinder and more respectful, like Tebow.

Enough. Uncle. I need a Tebow time out. All this wholesome pep rally talk is giving me the creeps. What happened to jocks getting caught with hookers or pot? I am nostalgic for the days when we could talk about athletes shooting themselves in bars or testing positive for steroids. Stop the bandwagon, I’m jumping off.